Thursday, November 1, 2012

Christian (loosely defined) pick up lines

“Do you want to be accountability partners?”

“I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent’s basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.” 

“Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.”

"Hey, you ever read Lady in Waiting? What about 'I Kissed Dating Goodbye?'"
"No," she responded.
"Sweet, wanna go out some time?"

"I'm not a big fan of your last name, but don't worry - I can change that."

 "How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?" 


"How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"

"I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder"

"Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you."

" The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?"


 

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